The least nonsensical adaptation of Romeo and Juliet to come out in 1996...
Tromeo and Juliet (1996) Review
Messiah of Evil (1973) Review
A blood moon rises turning everyone into viscous flesh eaters in this haunting and lesser known horror gem.
Body Harvest (1998) (Video Game) Review
It's just you, a bunch of guns, cool vehicles, and a whole load of ugly aliens. Oh yeah.
The Amusement Park (1975) Review
A surreal, nightmarish PSA-turned-fever-dream that exposes the real horror of aging in an uncaring society.
Eternal Darkness (Video Game) (2002) Review
Humanity fights to save themselves from a cosmic crab, jellyfish, and whatever the other one is.
The House of the Devil (2009) Review
A homage to 70s/80s Babysittercide horror with a suspenseful, slow-burning plot that takes unexpected turns.
Goldeneye 007 (Video Game) (1997) Review
Scenario: Review of classic First Person Shooter. Level: WordPress. Weapons: Puns only.
The Langoliers (1995) Review
What's that coming over the hill? Is it poorly made CGI monsters?
From Beyond (1986) Review
An experimental device conjures slimy interdimensional monsters in this loose Lovecraft adaptation.
Boomer Shooters: DOOM (PC Game) (1993) Review
Rip and tear until it is done in this seminal first person shooter
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